This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it

Gave me a massage after my workout and helped me burn some more calories

I didn't go for a walk, but I cramped up, and that's even better

You can order food, but you'd better show me what you can do in bed

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Gave a vibrator to a girl and asked her to try it out right away